It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!
A pirate walks into a bar. He’s got the huge steering wheel of his ship hanging from his belt buckle! The bartender notices this and says, “Matey! Ya know ya got the steering wheel of a ship hangin’ from yer belt buckle thar?”
And the Pirate replies, “AAAYYEE! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
(Thanks Kat for the joke!)