I opened up your blog this morning and laughed out loud at my digusting mug filled with soil covered golf balls. It’s not like I don’t know full well that the picture exists, it’s that I forget how stupid I was to have allowed it to be taken. But, it’s cool because that picture is proof that I won the bet that 4 golf balls can fit in my mouth. I’m a cool 25 cents richer now, thank you very much.
Secondly, shut up about “almost” 30! I am having a tough time with this less than a year away thing. I am still a spry 29 and that means I’m hip to the kids’ jive, turkey. Do kids still say that? Oh crap I’m old.
I’m sure I could have found much more ridiculous pictures at home, but this is all I had stored locally! I could make a whole blog category on Stupid Things Matt Has Done. I could have guest posts and everything!
Wow. Just…wow. Quite an impressive maw!
I opened up your blog this morning and laughed out loud at my digusting mug filled with soil covered golf balls. It’s not like I don’t know full well that the picture exists, it’s that I forget how stupid I was to have allowed it to be taken. But, it’s cool because that picture is proof that I won the bet that 4 golf balls can fit in my mouth. I’m a cool 25 cents richer now, thank you very much.
Secondly, shut up about “almost” 30! I am having a tough time with this less than a year away thing. I am still a spry 29 and that means I’m hip to the kids’ jive, turkey. Do kids still say that? Oh crap I’m old.
Word to your mother!
By the way, putting four golf balls in your mouth hurts REALLY BADLY! I don’t reccommend it.
I’m sure I could have found much more ridiculous pictures at home, but this is all I had stored locally! I could make a whole blog category on Stupid Things Matt Has Done. I could have guest posts and everything!