Depravity achieved!

Check out the most common Google searches where my blog appears!

# % Query Position
1 14% ha iry mom 18
2 14% animal testing 22
3 8% dancing carrot 2
4 6% “ha iry mom” 7
5 6% hsi 16
6 5% kitchenbike 8
7 5% amy plumbing 6
8 5% mom foot fe tish 6
9 5% casper 35
10 5% superman 193
11 4% foot fe tish 95
12 3% stop animal testing 4
13 3% vegetarian poop 9
14 3% ps4 35
15 3% dancing carrots 4
16 3% indianapolis star yes coupons 4
17 3% elfyourself 21
18 2% i never told you what i did for a living quiz 6
19 2% foot fe tish moms 8
20 2% high school foot fe tish 11

Not only do I still have all the ha iry mom searches from this post (I guess) back in the day, but my foot post gets me all sorts of new query hits. Fortunately those people don’t seem to click through. (I’ve edited with some spaces above to try to weed out the return hits on these.) The real visitors are mostly for bunnies and teeth:

# % Query Position
1 61% animal testing 22
2 7% stop animal testing 4
3 4% animal testing is wrong 2
4 3% will you go out with me 3
5 3% cymbal monkey 4
6 3% cinco de mayo 171
7 2% guinea pig teeth 3
8 2% rabbit teeth 47
9 2% too funny 14
10 2% ovarian cyst 38
11 2% bunny teeth 7
12 1% fake teeth 7
13 1% bunny love 13
14 1% fat bunny 46
15 1% flemish giant 149
16 1% monkey cymbal 4
17 1% monkey cymbals 8
18 1% poopie 16
19 1% good teeth 9
20 1% biggest rabbits 5

And, of course, poopie.

2 thoughts on “Depravity achieved!

  1. That’s awesome!!

    Yesterday I received an email from one of the “fake teeth” ppl. He just had a bunch of dental work done and isn’t sure he likes his new teeth and wanted to know how I felt when I got mine!

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