*Complete this* meme

Got this from Samsara 1. My uncle once: had a new heart transplanted 2. Never in my life: have I been able to dive 3. When I was five: I liked to read and draw 4. High school was: full of really smart kids 5. I will never forget: getting fired 6. Once I met: my college dean's basement pinball machine collection 7. There’s this girl I know: who was on Sesame Street 8. Once, at a bar: I kissed my boss 9. By noon, I’m usually: finally awake enough to be productive 10. Last night: we watched the U.S. women's eight win a gold medal while we ate sushi 11. If only I had: been emotionally available about ten years earlier 12. Next time I go to church: it'll probably be because someone is dead 13. What worries me most: is people being mean to each other and the planet 14. When I turn my head left I see: David playing the Olympic fanfare on the piano 15. When I turn my head to the right I see: Casper sacked out 16. You know I’m lying when: I say I'll call you to go out and do something (most people anyway... but I try really hard not to lie) 17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: how the biggest problem in school was if the boys were allowed to wear an earring 18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Emma Thompson! Oh, that was just a movie 19. By this time next year: my rabbits will be bonded 20. A better name for me would be: Arrogant elitist liberal? At least that's what I heard today 21. I have a hard time understanding: the desire for shoes and purses. And makeup. 22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: never get rid of my school loans 23. You know I like you if: I tell someone else about you 24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: Casper 25. Take my advice, never: need to replace all your teeth 26. My ideal breakfast is: skipping it and sleeping in 27. A song I love but do not have is: I already stole them all from Napster 28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: raft down the river 29. Why won’t people: stop pitching cigarette butts out the window 30. If you spend a night at my house: you'd better like dog hair 31. I’d stop my wedding for: a stray dog 32. The world could do without: the fashion industry guns 33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: be a telemarketer 34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: I don't like blonde hair 35. Paper clips are more useful than: shoehorns 36. If I do anything well it’s: remember a lot of stupid little things like gas prices and the content of a study someone wrote at work eight months ago and how many calories a Taco Bell bean burrito has 37. I can’t help but: point out mistakes in grammar and spelling 38. I usually cry: for some stupid hormonal reason 39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: help those without a voice 40. And by the way: I heard about two hoarding cases today. Fort Wayne: 53 animals, from dogs to lizards. Tennessee: 119 minilops.

5 Responses to “*Complete this* meme”

  1. TMC Says:

    119 minilops!?! oh no.

  2. KNH Says:

    I have blonde hair… don’t you like me?

    /cry

  3. Amy Says:

    …and I don’t like myself apparently. I just thought it was a weird question!

  4. Matt Says:

    You also don’t like me. I’m your damn brother, you have to like me. It’s required by law.

    Also, shoehorns are much more useful than paperclips. You can’t name an animal “paperclip”. That would be just silly. But shoehorn… great name.

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