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Pirate Eve the Staggering Drunk

Hey, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day already! The last one seems like just yesterday. Get your pirate name generated! That’s how I came to be the Eve in the post title.

Reprinting my joke from my 2006 observation of this date:

A pirate walks into a bar. He’s got the huge steering wheel of his ship hanging from his belt buckle! The bartender notices this and says, “Matey! Ya know ya got the steering wheel of a ship hangin’ from yer belt buckle thar?”

And the Pirate replies, “AAAYYEE! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

(Thanks Kat for the joke!)

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3 Responses to “Pirate Eve the Staggering Drunk”

  1. TMC Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 2:36 PM

    I’m Pirate Dora the Bitter! How appropriate. : )

  2. Mom Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    Believe it or not I’m: Pirate “Calico” Shakira Dread, and I’m yer Momma, you Staggering Drunk, Eve. Arrgh!

  3. Amy Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 5:40 PM

    Who knew I’d be a pirate for Halloween? http://www.deitchley.com/blog/2008/09/19/993/

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