Hey, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day already! The last one seems like just yesterday. Get your pirate name generated! That’s how I came to be the Eve in the post title.
Reprinting my joke from my 2006 observation of this date:
A pirate walks into a bar. He’s got the huge steering wheel of his ship hanging from his belt buckle! The bartender notices this and says, “Matey! Ya know ya got the steering wheel of a ship hangin’ from yer belt buckle thar?”
And the Pirate replies, “AAAYYEE! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
(Thanks Kat for the joke!)
I’m Pirate Dora the Bitter! How appropriate. : )
Believe it or not I’m: Pirate “Calico” Shakira Dread, and I’m yer Momma, you Staggering Drunk, Eve. Arrgh!
Who knew I’d be a pirate for Halloween? http://www.deitchley.com/blog/2008/09/19/993/